And here is an update. (Finally?)

Well, my faithful readers, (As if you have any…) Shut it. (what? it’s true, nobody reads your shitty little blog.) I know god dammit, let me create an update will ya? (Do whatever.) Thank you, anyway, I know I haven’t updated in a long time, but man it’s been rough for me. College, car maintenance, fiance, holidays, my birthday, and computer crashes, that it took me a hell of a long time to get back into a relatively stable place. (Oh boo hoo.) Fuck you asshole, let me finish!

The computer problem:

Well one day I installed W8 Dev Preview for shits and giggles, the next thing I know is the installer finishing, and me not being able to extend my HDD properly. Well, that was a bummer, so I shut down safely, and next thing I know, my HDD is clicking like a forest of crickets. It was a massive problem, because I had all my work, all my settings, all my games, and all of my official documents (the most current ones) destroyed. The drive was toast, so what can I do other than have a break down?

I had a breakdown, my fiancé was a massive support, I am truly lucky to have my Fox. (Fucking furry. YIFF IN HELL!) First off, neither of us are furries, and we don’t “yiff” I don’t even know what the hell that means. (I call BULLSHIT!) *Grabs a shoe* Bitch what? (*Whimper*) Yeah.. thought so.

But yes, after that day I was in deep shit, and I was in a bad shape. But thanks to my fiancé, as I mentioned, I am doing better than I was before, and am motivated to make this event a basis of rebuilding.

Birthday:

Yep, you heard it, I’m 21 already, spent the day and the day after alone in a room with my fiancé, was great, wine, alcohol, movies, cake. (THE CAKE IS A LIE!) Yes it is, I’ve already digested the cake I mentioned. (Still a lie! You’re full of lies! And shit!) That was a few weeks ago, I’ve already expelled said lie. Moron. (You’re still full of shit.) You’d know, you live inside my head, so that makes you full of shit as well. (Fuck you.)

Anyway, yes I can now purchase alcohol legally without issue where I live. Whoop de doo.

College/Car maintenance:

Well what is more expensive than car stuff? Maintenance, and gas and insurance? College! What is more taxing on the nerves? COLLEGE! YAY! And I’m in it.

Currently I switched to the CIT field, so I can grow up and be the asshole on the other end of the phone telling you in a condescending tone that you’re an idiot, and fixing your computer for you. Yeah, that’s the best I can get I believe. I hate my life. (Emo fucker.) Burn in hell. But so far my 2006 Scion tC is functioning well. She needs new tires, which will set me back 700 Dollars, but hey, it’s a sports car, not built with cheap parts.

As it stands, I’m getting better, I’m going to a councilor to help me sort my issues, (You’re seeing a shrink? I knew you were fucking mad.) don’t interrupt me and yes, you are in my head. (Yeah, it’s a bitch to be in here.) Well, ironically you’re my madness personified. How’s it feel to be a problem? (Hows it feel to be my bitch?) Please, you don’t rule me. You just don’t shut up. (Same thing.) Blow it out your figurative hole!

In any case, I’ll try to update a this week, (today is Sunday, so it may happen Tuesday, or Wednesday) I may even do a new years resolution thing. I’ll probably make a few posts this week. So stick around! Thanks for reading.

Another Death, and a What the Fuck

‘Ding, dong the thing is dead, which old thing, the old hag thing!’ Shut up. It’s not amusing. ‘Yes it is.’ Shut the fuck up. I’m warning you. ‘Ooh! So threatening!’ Shut up.

Anyway, getting on with things. I had a MacBook Pro, from probably 2005, or something. Fuck if I know. ‘It’s a fucking dinosaur, extinct.! YEAH!’ Shut the fuck up or I’ll beat the living shit out of you with the fucking mac. Got it? ‘Fuck, you’re a violent one aren’t you? ‘You should know dipshit, I take after you.’ Aww you flatter me. ‘Yeah it’s true, my anger is no way linked to you. Now fuck off.

Anyway, you get the point, it’s old. I mean granny wearing adult diapers old. The battery itself is piss. It holds a 2 second charge for half a second. ‘It’s also a Li-ion battery. So it’s a bomb!’ Shut, the fuck, up, already. Jesus you’re getting on my last fucking nerves. ‘Well someone is antsy and pissy.’ Not another word.

Details, let’s see, well the battery is really dead, the computer worked just fine. It would be fussy at bootup, fussy to the point that I’d actually have to disassemble and shake the HDD, but meh. A workaround is a workaround. In any case, it had a hard drive melt, replaced RAM, the optical drive died. And it was still alive and kicking. It’s amusing how resistant it was, considering the numerous beatings I’ve given it. And up until today it worked fine. Maybe it’s just being fussy again, but I believe it has something to do with a corrupted update from Apple. Corrupted apple updates make me angry. Very angry. But there is little I can do.

So it could be dead for all I know.  But for now it’s under my bed, just closed up, no screws, no hard drive, nothing important. Shame that I don’t get another screen to look at, but oh well. I’ll probably try again sometime down the road if I ever get calm enough that I won’t smash it on bootup, but at this point, fuck it. ‘R.I.P. bitch.’ Ok, that’s it, your ass is mine, get over here asshole! ‘Oh shit, run!’

Netbooks, Computer Labs, Dumbass IT, OH MY!

Well… Here I am again bored out of my skull when I came tot he sudden realization that I love my netbook. ‘A netbook? What the fuck?’ Yep. ‘You have a custom desktop, a broken to shit laptop, a goddamn mac, which you need to die for, AND a pansy ass netbook? The fuck is wrong with you?’ Yeah yeah, love you too dicksauce. Anyway, moving on to the content of the post; netbooks, and you.

 

So the humble netbook is NOT designed to be a powerhouse, it’s not designed to run WOW, or CS or any of your petty games, although some do, damn you M11x. Netbooks are merely cheap, cheap laptops. ‘But a laptop can run games, what the hell is the difference with this hipster hippy bullshit?’ Well, the thing is a netbook is designed to be PORTABLE. ‘So are laptops.’ not really. Laptops can weigh a hell of a lot, and are big and bulky. ‘Laptops are defined as PORTALE COMPUTERS dumbass.’ Yeah I know, but this is different. A netbook typically comes with one gig of ram, not much, but enough to handle the minimal stuff you need to use, such as internet browsers, mail services, and word processing as well as spreadsheet and database and programming stuff. ‘Yeah,a laptop.’ No dammit. A laptop can be 20 fucking inches. a netbook must be below 11 inches. ‘Oh that’s tiny, get a tablet.’ *Facepalm* I don’t think you understand the concept of cheap. A netbook can be between 90 bucks to 900 bucks fully loaded. (900 bucks for the alienware m11x, which I don’t consider a netbook because it is a powerhouse.)  But yeah most fully loaded netbooks typically stay under 500 bucks. So yeah, cheap.

 

‘Oh… I see. Still can’t believe that you have one. Bet you you can’t use your fat fucking fingers on the tiny limp dick keyboard.’ Actually the keyboards are pretty comfortable. The touch pad is a tad annoying, but other than that it’s actually pretty nice. off course you don’t have your number pad on the right, but you havea basic keyboard, so you don’t need much. ‘Ok, well the screen is tiny, good luck seeing the stuff on it you blind fuck.’ Err. the resolution is quite nice, it’s also nice and bright, (well mine anyway), so I can use it anywhere and everywhere, provided I have wireless signals. ‘Well… you can’t play games or multitask. booyah bitch, I got you by the balls.’ Actually, with a relatively cheap ram upgrade you can easily multitask, of course not HARDCORE multitasking like this, but for the sake of argument multitasking works quite well. I am currently running 12 tabs in chrome, OneNote, Visial C and still having no noticeable lag at all. I’m quite amused at the power.

 

Speaking of power, have I mentioned I can run 8 hours of constant use on it with my 6 cell battery? ’6 cell? that’s hulk like, bet you it makes your netbook heavy and bulky.’ Not really, my battery gives the keyboard a nice prop so it’s at a nice angle, and it’s not too bad to carry.

 

‘Okay, so what about the computer lab shit you’re mentioning in the title?’ Ah that, yes, well I’m currently in a computer lab at a broken computer because IT is retarded, but I am not all lost. There is a 24 inch VGA monitor before me. What have I done? I plugged that bad boy into my netbooka nd am currently using two monitors, a 24 incher and the 11 incher that the netbook comes with. Suck it. ‘Well… you’re set. You’re still bored to piss aren’t you?’ Yep.

 

In any case, overall, a netbook is very handy to have, it is small, portable, good battery life, not bad on the power department, a nice keyboard, and relatively nonchalant. Taking notes in any class is doable, regardless of how small the desk is, and if you can find a monitor, you can dualscreen and multitask all you may want. My HP Mini can play WOW, CS:1.6, Audiosurf, and I’m not really sure what else, because I haven’t tested it. But it’s very convenient, cheap, relatively powerful, and very convenient. So if you want a small electric device that is smaller and lighter than your 20 pound laptop, get a netbook. It’s very useful, and cheap enough that if it is stolen or lost, it isn’t too painful to replace. ‘You still own a mac you flaming fuck.’ Quiet, you shoe-phobic cunt.

A New Chapter is Afoot

‘Don’t break your promise asshole.’ Yeah, I know, I won’t. ‘I swear to god you better not. I will beat you.’ Trust me, I’ll kick my own ass before you do. ‘Okay, I got dibs on solar plexus though.’ Yeah, I know. Cheap shot. ‘Just warning you. Go ahead.’

 

So. This is probably as personal of a post as I’ll ever make. A lot is about to change in my life and I thought I might as well write my thoughts down to see later on whether or not I still agree at the end of the year. So without further adieu, I present you this post.

Yesterday I moved back to a college campus into a dorm. Which, considering my previous living conditions, is a massive change of pace. I have my schedule, my priorities, my plan. Everything sorted. So for once in my miserable life I think things are starting to look a little less dim and meaningless. I got my coffee, a great roommate, a significant other that I can be as I am around, a car, and a pretty nice setup. Granted classes may be a tad more difficult than I’d enjoy. But what can you do? You can’t have everything at once right? ‘Yeah you can, it’s called an overdose.’ True. ‘Ok, now can we end this post? It’s getting all mushy and chipper for no reason.’ I will beat you to shit one day, you just wait. ‘Kill me, you kill us both, dumbfuck.’ I wasn’t going to kill you. But mark my words, I will get my revenge. ‘*Gulp* I hate it when you use that tone.’

Project Katrina: The birth of the Tempest

So, not very long ago I have been working with another skilled craftsman on modified NERF guns. ‘Nerf guns? Really?’ Yeah they won’t allow firearms on campus, who would’ve thought? In any case, this project that I am working on is going to be something that the world of Nerf has never seen before. It’s basically going to be a well rounded tactical weapon. ‘You make it sound so naughty.’ Quiet.

 

Anyways, most of the details are classified, but some details that I am willing to share with the public will be shared. Currently Project Katrina has two weapons. Tempest Mark I and Tempest Mark II. Mark I was initially the springboard to the project. But as we started the modifications we noticed design flaws that we have worked around or exploited. Mark I is still in need of a lot of work though. It is operational, but not pretty. Mark II however has gone past the point of no return. Mark II is currently ready to be released, it is painted, and tested. There are design flaws in Mark II but, we hope to correct those in Mark I.

 

‘Okay, sounds… interesting, when are you releasing it or giving us a sneak preview?’ Well, release will be whenever we feel the project is ready to be seen by the public. Currently only a handpicked few know the details and/or have pictures, but these individuals will not be named.

 

Project Katrina’s Tempest Mark II is going to serve as a fully tricked out brother to Mark I. Mark I will be using similar characteristics, but in a very different package. So for all of those excited about this project, just sit tight, and wait for the sound of the Tempest.

 

SPECIAL NOTE: When we have revealed this project to the world, we will be considering making replicas of any Project Katrina weapon for a price. The price is estimated to be between 60-180 USD. Price will vary with selected options.